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Monday, December 21, 2009

Christmas is late this year . . .

Well, Channy and Mommy are leaving tomorrow for Montreal, and they're leaving me and Papa behind. :( Channy made me a stocking, but I guess I won't be hung this year. But, she said she'll make it up to me. She said, this year, she is going to buy a digital camera! FINALLY!! She says she'll take tonnes of pictures of me all the time to put on my blog! And, when she comes home, she's going to give me my own Christmas. Sure, it'll be on the wrong day, but, who cares! It'll be so much fun! I can't wait!

Thursday, December 3, 2009


Wow! I've been gone a long time! Chanelle is going to help me blog again. I haven't been visiting your blogs, and I don't have time to go back and read all the posts I've missed right now. :(

On a happier note, I have a new website! Please check it out! http://cookiethestoopid.webs.com

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


I got the webcam working, and decided to post a v-log, but Channy ruined it. Hmph!

Party Plans

Time to get a crack-a-lackin', my friends, it's PARTY TIME!
I've just taken a peek at my calendar and realized, there's only 11 more days till my birthday! Eee! I can't wait! I MUST throw a party. All of you are invited!
What: Cookie's Masquerade Ball
Where: Ballroom 3 at the Hilton Hotel
When: The night of Saturday, October 3rd to the night of Sunday, October 4th
Wear: A costume with a mask.
Please RSVP!
We'll need a photographer for this event. Can any doggy please take pictures of everyone having a lot of fun?

Oh, love of my life!

Oh, my love! My joy! Barks cannot express my ectasy!
My package from Sweepy was delivered by Sparky and Lizzy today. (By the way, Sparky, you have re-validated my status as a runt. You're HUGE compared to me!) My heart leapt as Channy opened the backage for me (I have no thumbs, of course). Channy found her envelope first. She adores the chain purse! She thought it was a lion, but I told her otherwise. Then she got out the card . . . oh . . . it left me barkless and breathless. How lovely . . . And then the bead necklace with the little . . . what is it, a patron saint medalion? And, the piece de resistance . . . the lovely necklace, paw-picked by my lovely Sweepy . . .
Oh, Sweepy, dear, the necklaces look absolutely lovely on me. Channy will have to ask Papa if she can take a picture of me with the camera later.
Oh, by the way, Sweepy has a gift for you in the package too, Sparky! And for Lizzy too! Maybe you can pick it up next Tuesday?
What else was I about to blog . . . oh, yes. Channy bought me two lovely bouncy balls a few days ago! They're the Chuckit! Rebounce balls, and c'est magnifique! They bounce REALLY high, and you can put little treats in them if you want too! J'adore!
Pictures late! Au'revoir, mes amis!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hiatus Ended!

Oh my dog! I haven't posted in ages!
Well, this stops now! I am back on the job!
Speaking of which, I need a gig! I'm so bored! I'm practicing and practicing my ballet to pass the time while Channy can't help me blog, but I have no where to dance! Oh, to be able to take to the stage . . .
Maybe I should hold ballet classes. Would anydoggy like to learn to dance?
But that won't surfise. I MUST return to the stage! Must! Rrruff!
That's it! Forget Short Biscuit (as if anydoggy still remembers I was going to direct that)! I'm putting on a ballet! Any ballet dancers out there willing to do "Swan Lake" or "The Nutcracker"? Oh, it would be so much fun!
Or maybe . . . maybe someone can start up a "So You Can Dance: DWB Edition". OH, THAT WOULD BE SOOOO FUN! Aah, I can't wait! Someone, PLEASE, DO THIS!
On another note, I was rushed to the vet, today. My beautiful face was all swollen up! I'm not sure what happened, but Channy was giving me a trim (it's gotten rather hot up here!) when she noticed three red bumps on my right eyelid. I started scratching, and suddenly the whole left side of my face swole up, and my eyes were nearly swollen shut! Oh, and the ITCHING! It was horrible! Channy put me in her backpack and rode me on her bike to the vet. They gave me some really pretty pink pills and some lotion for my eyes. I'm feeling so much better now.
But, what a problem this is! I can't seem to figure out what would have given me such a horrible allergic reaction?

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Busy Busy!

My Channy is sooo busy these days. Something about end of term or something like that. She says she can't blog a lot right now. But she has time for Twitter! My username is cookiestoopid. Go ahead, follow me!

Now, back to helping Channy with schoolwork . . .

Gotta keep those books warm!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stupid Government . . .

I was thinking of voting in the Canadian Provincial elections today, but I don't think I will now. When I listened to the different parties' different platforms, I was totally turned off! There was no mention of more funding for doggy daycares, no stimulus plans for more dog biscuits, no plan to help the homeless dogs, no mention of a plan to cut down on the recent vicious cat-on-dog attacks . . . dispicable! What kind of country do I live in?!
You can count me out for voting today! Raaawrr . . .

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hair cut

I got a hair cut!
Don't I look tres belle?
It is very appropriate, since it is getting rather warm down here.
I hope Sweepy doesn't mind. He seems to prefur me long furred.
But, honestly, Papa cut me too short.
Yes, I didn't go to the groomers, my papa cut me.
(He gave me some bald spots and nicked me a little too! NO TIP FOR YOU, PAPA!)
He was supposed to leave my head long and my face short, but he left my face long and my head short. OH DEAR!
Oh well, Channy is a bit better at the whole grooming thing than he is. She'll fix it.
Sweepy told me that he got me something . . . he put it on his blog, and, I must appologize, I peeked. It's the most wonderful necklace! I am so happy! It is tres jolie! He is going to ask Sparky if he can mail it to him and forward it to me, as Channy would get in trouble if I started receiving parcels from doggies she didn't know.
Oh, my, Sweepy took me on a date this Easter! We pawticipated in the Easter egg hunt, and took a promenade in the museum! The Philipeans is so beautiful! I feel as if I had to leave too soon. :(
Well, I'll have to blog to you later. I'm hungry!
Au revoir!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Le Gasp!

I got a luverly pawtrait from Sweepy! Go to his blog to see it!
And his big brother Bogart dedicated a flower to us!!
Oh, I'm so happy I could pee!
And Channy says she might be getting a camera soon, too! Momma says that she can't give her birthday money to charity, so she's going to buy a camera. bol, Momma thinks Channy is CRAZY!!
Something kinda good happened at the dog park yesterday. It was only me and my neighbor Marcel, and we were actually playing! I was being BRAVE! But then he stopped running and started sniffing the ground, so I ran into him to get him going again, and he turned around and bit me in the bum! I was so scared, I stayed by Channy for the rest of the day. :(
Well, Channy is going to take me to the park soon, so I'd better go get ready.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Oh me, Oh my!

Ooooh, I'm blushing and wagging all over! Sweepy has just done the sweetest thing!! He sent me an award!

He's just soo sweet! Oooh, I can hardly type, I feel so bubbly! Go to Sweepy's blog to read the message he sent me! Oooohh!

But, I guess I should send this award to someone else . . . hmmm . . . How about Joe and Tanner Stains!

I'll give them this award for always trying to help their owners, and for recognizing that stain-making is an art form!!

Congrats, Stain Boys!!!

Monday, March 30, 2009


Today, when practicing my ballet, as I do nearly every day, I heard a funny noise. Of course, having to concentrate on my routine, I ignored it. Then, I heard three beeps. "Oh no!" I thought. "I know what that sound is!!!" I tried to get away, but it was too late. By the time I looked at the source of the noise, the picture had already been taken. Chanelle used Skype to take a picture of me dancing!!!

How embarassing!!! I really wish she'd stop doing that . . .

Name Game

Aah, Suzuki's mommy tagged Chanelle in a game! Channy loves a challenge!!
01. What is your name? Chanelle
The following answers must all begin with the first letter of your name.
02. A four letter word? Care
03. Girl name: Calendre :P
04. Boy name: Cael (pronounced liked Kyle)
05. Occupation: Caretaker
06. Color: Crimson
07. Piece of clothing: Cardigan
08. Food: Chocolate
09. Item in the bathroom: Caddy (like, a shower caddy)
10. Place/City: CANADA!!! <3
11. A reason for being late: Car trouble
12. Something you'd yell: COWABUNGA!!
13. Movie: Coraline (lawl, had to ask a friend for that one)
14. Something you can drink: Coke
15. Band: Coldplay
16. Animal: Cobra
17. Street name: Coronation Street (lawl)
18. Car: Chrystler Concord
19. Song: "Cry" -- Hillary Duff :P
20. Activity that includes more than one participant: California Kickball
Now, onto my stuff. I was browsing through Scooby Doo's dating site today and saw these two cuties . . .
Aren't they handsome! Their names are Checkers and Sweepy (respectfully). I think I may go out with them sometime, one at a time, of course. :P
Well, I have to get back to trying to inflitrate Momma and Papa's room. Momma is sick, but she won't let me in!!!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Movie Update

Hey, every doggy!

This has to be quick, Chanelle is in the process of cooking my VERY LATE breakfast right now . . . Momma was sick and couldn't make it, and Chanelle and Papa had to go out. :(

Chanelle thought my idea for my movie title was stoopid. She told me, instead of Short Bark-uit it should be Short Biscuit . . . actually, I agree. My title was silly. bol

I think I've found my Newton, though. I'm considering Sparkey for that part, and maybe Tanner can be Ben . . . he seems to fit the part. bol Hm . . . does anyone want any of the other roles??

Chanelle found some more pictures of me, only these ones are much more unflatering than the others . . . It was fall, so I was just growing back from my short poodle cut (which I'm getting again soon, by the way), and she decided that she would use me for an UNNECCESSARY model for a science project . . .

That, ony my head, is a trophic pyramid. I do not know what a trophic pyramid is, but there's a picture of a doggy on the top, so, it's good in my books! Just . . . don't put it on my head . . .

And then, she took the whole thing a step further . . .

Are you kidding me!? Sunglasses?!?! Ugh! But, being a good little girl, I wore them without knocking them off, which I really, really, wanted to do . . . At least I got lots of praise for being so good . . .

Anyways, my food is finally done! CHOW TIME!!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Short Bark-uit!!!

After watching Petey's lovely movie, Beagadoon, I was inspired to write a movie. But, I'm not that good at writing, so I think I'll just star in the movie. Chanelle volunteered to write the script for me. She loves writing.

Anyways, my movie will be called Short Bark-uit. It will be the story of a robot fighter doggy who got a short circuit while getting his batteries recharged. As a result, he (SAIAT, or "Strategic Artificially Intelligent Anti-Squirrel Transport", Number 5) becomes a sentient being!!! I already have my "star" (he's not really the star, you know. just the title character of sorts . . .). Chanelle's Poochi Sparkles will play Number 5 (as well as Number 1, Number 2, Number 3, and Number 4).

He's a little worse for wear, as you can see. He's missing an ear, and the one he does have is tapped on . . . but, he's the only robot dog I know, so he'll just have to do! I'lle be playing Stephanie Speck, of course. But I need more of the cast! I need a couple of scientists for the lab, a Newton Graham Crosby, Ph.D, a Ben Jabituya, a Captain Skroeder, a Howard Marner, and a Frank. Of course, I'll need some extras as well . . .

If you need some more information on the movie, just look up Short Circuit. My movie is based on that one, but, of course, mine will be waaaay better!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Honest Scrap

Wow! This morning, when checking my blog comments, I saw that Dinah had given me an award! I was all like, "OMDog, how cool!" My first award! I rushed over to her blog to pick it up . . . and realized it was the honest scrap award. I was like, "okay . . . honest? um . . . okay . . ." and then I read it an got it. bol Niiiiiice. :P

Not quite sure what "Honest Scrap" means . . . should I be flattered by my blog being called "scrap"? bol
"When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows who he or she is. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including ones who have no idea who you are because you don’t have 7 friends. Show the 7 random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with ‘Honest Weblog.’ Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon. List at least ten honest things about yourself. Then, pass it on!"
Oh . . . then I'm doing this wrong . . . I GOT THE HONEST SCRAP AWARD! WOOTNESS!! :P
I want to choose the 7 dog-bloggers later, cause I don't want to right now. :/ But here are my honest things!!!
  1. I am ultra kawaii!!!
  2. I love dressing up.
  3. I know how to wear people sunglasses without dropping them, but I don't like to.
  4. I'm shy off leash and a big loud-mouth bully on leash!
  5. I'm a humper. :P
  6. I eat home cooked meals every day!
  7. I need a hair cut REALLY BADLY.
  8. I chew on my fur and make mats on purpose.
  9. I love bananas, cheese, and yogurt!
  10. I can type my name with my paw with a little help, but that's it. Chanelle types for me.
I'll type the names of my "victims" later. :P
EDIT: But I dun wanna send out the award . . . how about the first 7 doggie-bloggers to comment just take it. :P

Thursday, March 5, 2009

True Colours Thursday

Even though I'm not a member of DWB yet, I think I'll play True Colours Thursday!

Today's color will be black! (And all these pictures are being taking with the laptop and the Skype video snapshot tool! I hope Channy doesn't drop the laptop!)

This lamp is black.

Papa's guitar case is black.

Chanelle's keyboard is black.

Chanelle's Mr. Pink has black eyes and a black nose.

Chanelle has black hair, a black shirt, and her eyes look black here! (And she's weird!!!)

The barbeque cover is black.

And, last but definitely not least, I'M BLACK!!! (bol, Channy says she's "black" too.)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009


OH. MA. DAWG. I'm never sitting next to the fireplace again! D8

There's this grate at the bottom of the fireplace, and it doesn't screw in. You kinda have to pop the top in this groove and then slide the bottom on this block, so it's really easy to kick down, which I totally just did.

I was sleeping by the fireplace, all warm and cozy, when I stretched out and BOOM!!! I rocketed out of the living room like someone set my tail on fire. Chanelle said all she saw was a black flash . . . I'm surprised I didn't pee myself! She was laughing so hard, she nearly dropped the laptop!!

Chanelle called me back into the living room, but I gave the fireplace a wiiiide berth. She says I'll get over it, though. It's not like I've never done that before. bol

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A Rainy Stoopid Tuesday (part 2)

Aah, it stopped raining! Hooray! I got to go to the dog park! Of course, I started balking as soon as I realized with direction we were going in, but once we got in, I was okay. Sorta.

There were only three dogs when I came, a greyhound (I think), a little black pomeranian, and a German shepherd. The greyhound liked me, and after awhile, I kinda got used to her, but then they left.

Then Sasha and Abbey came!! Ashes didn't though. I was kinda happy to see familiar faces. Their mom came over to Chanelle to talk. I like her, so I stood next to her. A dog named Chevy came, and was messing with Abbey and Sasha, and they really told him off! Then Sirius and Nimbus came, two Belgian shepherds, as well as a boxer girl, a bulldog, a rottie, and a sweet little German/Belgian shepherd girl named Cleo. She was quiet, so I liked her at first, but then she decided to "play", and she slapped me right across the face! :(

I don't think many of the dogs at the park like me. They probably think I'm too shy. Except for Buttons. He came later. He's pretty clueless, in my opinion, and didn't get that I didn't want to play, and started chasing me all over the place!

It was a stressful day, but Chanelle says I took it like a trouper. Hopefully, tomorrow, it stays raining!!!

Wear Pink!

Darn it . . . I thought this was like LiveJournal and you could change the date . . .

Anyways, Chanelle and I wore pink on February 25th! It was fun! Here are some pictures (taken with Papa's camera):

Here I am nearly surrounded with pink!!

Chanelle was baiting me with my squeaky ball in this picture, and right after she took it, I jump over her head and stole it!! bol

Chanelle was wearing pink lip gloss, and I slurped it all off right before the picture!!! (It really doesn't look like it, because her lips are naturally a rosey colour . . .)


A Rainy Stoopid Tuesday

It's a rainy day today. The dog park is probably all muddy . . . and I doubt I'll get a walk. I don't mind the rain, but I never stay under the umbrella, so I always get all stinky! Chanelle doesn't really appreciate that much . . . *sigh* I'll just take a nap then, I guess.

Oh, I nearly forgot! Sparky has Wordless Wednesday, I'll have Stoopid Tuesday!!! Here's this week's Stoopid Tuesday pic . . .

NOO!!! No more hair styling!!!


Monday, March 2, 2009


I went to the dog park today, and I was sooo good! Usually, my tail stays down for a long time, but I was braver today! I saw these three girl doggies that I saw before. Their names are Ashes, Sasha, and Abbey. There were also tonnes of other dogs! Willy was there, but he had to go home. A dog named Sam was there, but he left too. Then there was this brindle boxer girl, but I don't know her name. She left too, though. Then a pitt bull named Princess came, and two doggies from my building (one named Marcel), and a puppy named Buddy.

I was really having fun hanging out with Ashes and Abbey, sniffing out some good smells, until Abbey smelled something she hadn't smelled before and started baying . . . it really scared me! Then something awkard happened to Abbey and Marcel . . . for the reason that I'm joinging DWB and my blog needs to be COMPLETELY kid friendly, this has to be SUPER obscure . . . but, just look at the tags and you'll get it. :P