OH NO!!

Today, when practicing my ballet, as I do nearly every day, I heard a funny noise. Of course, having to concentrate on my routine, I ignored it. Then, I heard three beeps. "Oh no!" I thought. "I know what that sound is!!!" I tried to get away, but it was too late. By the time I looked at the source of the noise, the picture had already been taken. Chanelle used Skype to take a picture of me dancing!!!

How embarassing!!! I really wish she'd stop doing that . . .

Name Game

Aah, Suzuki's mommy tagged Chanelle in a game! Channy loves a challenge!!

01. What is your name? Chanelle
The following answers must all begin with the first letter of your name.
02. A four letter word? Care
03. Girl name: Calendre :P
04. Boy name: Cael (pronounced liked Kyle)
05. Occupation: Caretaker
06. Color: Crimson
07. Piece of clothing: Cardigan
08. Food: Chocolate
09. Item in the bathroom: Caddy (like, a shower caddy)
10. Place/City: CANADA!!! <3
11. A reason for being late: Car trouble
12. Something you'd yell: COWABUNGA!!
13. Movie: Coraline (lawl, had to ask a friend for that one)
14. Something you can drink: Coke
15. Band: Coldplay
16. Animal: Cobra
17. Street name: Coronation Street (lawl)
18. Car: Chrystler Concord
19. Song: "Cry" -- Hillary Duff :P
20. Activity that includes more than one participant: California Kickball

CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED!!!

Now, onto my stuff. I was browsing through Scooby Doo's dating site today and saw these two cuties . . .

Aren't they handsome! Their names are Checkers and Sweepy (respectfully). I think I may go out with them sometime, one at a time, of course. :P

Well, I have to get back to trying to inflitrate Momma and Papa's room. Momma is sick, but she won't let me in!!!

Movie Update

Hey, every doggy!

This has to be quick, Chanelle is in the process of cooking my VERY LATE breakfast right now . . . Momma was sick and couldn't make it, and Chanelle and Papa had to go out. :(

Chanelle thought my idea for my movie title was stoopid. She told me, instead of Short Bark-uit it should be Short Biscuit . . . actually, I agree. My title was silly. bol

I think I've found my Newton, though. I'm considering Sparkey for that part, and maybe Tanner can be Ben . . . he seems to fit the part. bol Hm . . . does anyone want any of the other roles??

Chanelle found some more pictures of me, only these ones are much more unflatering than the others . . . It was fall, so I was just growing back from my short poodle cut (which I'm getting again soon, by the way), and she decided that she would use me for an UNNECCESSARY model for a science project . . .

That, ony my head, is a trophic pyramid. I do not know what a trophic pyramid is, but there's a picture of a doggy on the top, so, it's good in my books! Just . . . don't put it on my head . . .

And then, she took the whole thing a step further . . .

Are you kidding me!? Sunglasses?!?! Ugh! But, being a good little girl, I wore them without knocking them off, which I really, really, wanted to do . . . At least I got lots of praise for being so good . . .

Anyways, my food is finally done! CHOW TIME!!!

Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Short Bark-uit!!!

After watching Petey's lovely movie, Beagadoon, I was inspired to write a movie. But, I'm not that good at writing, so I think I'll just star in the movie. Chanelle volunteered to write the script for me. She loves writing.



Anyways, my movie will be called Short Bark-uit. It will be the story of a robot fighter doggy who got a short circuit while getting his batteries recharged. As a result, he (SAIAT, or "Strategic Artificially Intelligent Anti-Squirrel Transport", Number 5) becomes a sentient being!!! I already have my "star" (he's not really the star, you know. just the title character of sorts . . .). Chanelle's Poochi Sparkles will play Number 5 (as well as Number 1, Number 2, Number 3, and Number 4).

He's a little worse for wear, as you can see. He's missing an ear, and the one he does have is tapped on . . . but, he's the only robot dog I know, so he'll just have to do! I'lle be playing Stephanie Speck, of course. But I need more of the cast! I need a couple of scientists for the lab, a Newton Graham Crosby, Ph.D, a Ben Jabituya, a Captain Skroeder, a Howard Marner, and a Frank. Of course, I'll need some extras as well . . .



If you need some more information on the movie, just look up Short Circuit. My movie is based on that one, but, of course, mine will be waaaay better!

Honest Scrap

Wow! This morning, when checking my blog comments, I saw that Dinah had given me an award! I was all like, "OMDog, how cool!" My first award! I rushed over to her blog to pick it up . . . and realized it was the honest scrap award. I was like, "okay . . . honest? um . . . okay . . ." and then I read it an got it. bol Niiiiiice. :P

Not quite sure what "Honest Scrap" means . . . should I be flattered by my blog being called "scrap"? bol"When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows who he or she is. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including ones who have no idea who you are because you don’t have 7 friends. Show the 7 random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with ‘Honest Weblog.’ Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon. List at least ten honest things about yourself. Then, pass it on!"Oh . . . then I'm doing this wrong . . . I GOT THE HONEST SCRAP AWARD! WOOTNESS!! :PI want to choose the 7 dog-bloggers later, cause I don't want to right now. :/ But here are my honest things!!!

1. I am ultra kawaii!!!
2. I love dressing up.
3. I know how to wear people sunglasses without dropping them, but I don't like to.
4. I'm shy off leash and a big loud-mouth bully on leash!
5. I'm a humper. :P
6. I eat home cooked meals every day!
7. I need a hair cut REALLY BADLY.
8. I chew on my fur and make mats on purpose.
9. I love bananas, cheese, and yogurt!
10. I can type my name with my paw with a little help, but that's it. Chanelle types for me.

I'll type the names of my "victims" later. :P EDIT: But I dun wanna send out the award . . . how about the first 7 doggie-bloggers to comment just take it. :P

True Colours Thursday

Even though I'm not a member of DWB yet, I think I'll play True Colours Thursday!

Today's color will be black! (And all these pictures are being taking with the laptop and the Skype video snapshot tool! I hope Channy doesn't drop the laptop!)

This lamp is black.

Papa's guitar case is black.

Chanelle's keyboard is black.

Chanelle's Mr. Pink has black eyes and a black nose.

Chanelle has black hair, a black shirt, and her eyes look black here! (And she's weird!!!)

The barbeque cover is black.

And, last but definitely not least, I'M BLACK!!! (bol, Channy says she's "black" too.)

BOOM

OH. MA. DAWG. I'm never sitting next to the fireplace again! D8

There's this grate at the bottom of the fireplace, and it doesn't screw in. You kinda have to pop the top in this groove and then slide the bottom on this block, so it's really easy to kick down, which I totally just did.

I was sleeping by the fireplace, all warm and cozy, when I stretched out and BOOM!!! I rocketed out of the living room like someone set my tail on fire. Chanelle said all she saw was a black flash . . . I'm surprised I didn't pee myself! She was laughing so hard, she nearly dropped the laptop!!

Chanelle called me back into the living room, but I gave the fireplace a wiiiide berth. She says I'll get over it, though. It's not like I've never done that before. bol

A Rainy Stoopid Tuesday (part 2)

Aah, it stopped raining! Hooray! I got to go to the dog park! Of course, I started balking as soon as I realized with direction we were going in, but once we got in, I was okay. Sorta.

There were only three dogs when I came, a greyhound (I think), a little black pomeranian, and a German shepherd. The greyhound liked me, and after awhile, I kinda got used to her, but then they left.

Then Sasha and Abbey came!! Ashes didn't though. I was kinda happy to see familiar faces. Their mom came over to Chanelle to talk. I like her, so I stood next to her. A dog named Chevy came, and was messing with Abbey and Sasha, and they really told him off! Then Sirius and Nimbus came, two Belgian shepherds, as well as a boxer girl, a bulldog, a rottie, and a sweet little German/Belgian shepherd girl named Cleo. She was quiet, so I liked her at first, but then she decided to "play", and she slapped me right across the face! :(

I don't think many of the dogs at the park like me. They probably think I'm too shy. Except for Buttons. He came later. He's pretty clueless, in my opinion, and didn't get that I didn't want to play, and started chasing me all over the place!

It was a stressful day, but Chanelle says I took it like a trouper. Hopefully, tomorrow, it stays raining!!!

Wear Pink!

Darn it . . . I thought this was like LiveJournal and you could change the date . . .

Anyways, Chanelle and I wore pink on February 25th! It was fun! Here are some pictures (taken with Papa's camera):



Here I am nearly surrounded with pink!!



Chanelle was baiting me with my squeaky ball in this picture, and right after she took it, I jump over her head and stole it!! bol



Chanelle was wearing pink lip gloss, and I slurped it all off right before the picture!!! (It really doesn't look like it, because her lips are naturally a rosey colour . . .)



NO MORE PICTURES, PLEASE!!!

A Rainy Stoopid Tuesday

It's a rainy day today. The dog park is probably all muddy . . . and I doubt I'll get a walk. I don't mind the rain, but I never stay under the umbrella, so I always get all stinky! Chanelle doesn't really appreciate that much . . . *sigh* I'll just take a nap then, I guess.

Oh, I nearly forgot! Sparky has Wordless Wednesday, I'll have Stoopid Tuesday!!! Here's this week's Stoopid Tuesday pic . . .

NOO!!! No more hair styling!!!

Fail.

Awkward!!!

I went to the dog park today, and I was sooo good! Usually, my tail stays down for a long time, but I was braver today! I saw these three girl doggies that I saw before. Their names are Ashes, Sasha, and Abbey. There were also tonnes of other dogs! Willy was there, but he had to go home. A dog named Sam was there, but he left too. Then there was this brindle boxer girl, but I don't know her name. She left too, though. Then a pitt bull named Princess came, and two doggies from my building (one named Marcel), and a puppy named Buddy.

I was really having fun hanging out with Ashes and Abbey, sniffing out some good smells, until Abbey smelled something she hadn't smelled before and started baying . . . it really scared me! Then something awkard happened to Abbey and Marcel . . . for the reason that I'm joinging DWB and my blog needs to be COMPLETELY kid friendly, this has to be SUPER obscure . . . but, just look at the tags and you'll get it. :P